television

Found 12 thoughts of television

[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.

You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.

Fred Allen

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

Gallagher

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.