Found 9 thoughts of drinking

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Dean Martin

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.


Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

Robert Benchley

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

W. C. Fields

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

Dr. Thomas Fuller

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

Martin Mull

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

Oscar Levant

The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.


And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.

A. E. Housman