Sex Proverbs

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Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer.

Swami X

General Review Of The Sex Situation

Woman wants monogamy;
Man delights in novelty.
Love is woman's moon and sun;
Man has other forms of fun.
Woman lives but in her lord;
Count to ten, and man is bored.
With this the gist and sum of it,
What earthly good can come of it?

Dorothy Parker

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

Garry Shandling

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Groucho Marx

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

Harlan Ellison

You have to accept the fact that part of the sizzle of sex comes from the danger of sex. You can be overpowered.

Camille Paglia

Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.

Woody Allen

There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.

Mary Kay Ash

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Craig Kilborn

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

George Burns

Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.

Mason Cooley

When I was making Storytelling, I couldn't watch while the violent sex scene between the student and the professor was being shot. It was too intense.

Todd Solondz

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

Joan Rivers

What pornography is really about, ultimately, isn't sex but death.

Susan Sontag

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

Gloria Steinem

MAIDEN, n. A young person of the unfair sex addicted to clewless conduct and views that madden to crime. The genus has a wide geographical distribution, being found wherever sought and deplored wherever found. The maiden is not altogether unpleasing to the eye, nor (without her piano and her views) insupportable to the ear, though in respect to comeliness distinctly inferior to the rainbow, and, with regard to the part of her that is audible, bleating out of the field by the canary -- which, also, is more portable. A lovelorn maiden she sat and sang -- This quaint, sweet song sang she; "It's O for a youth with a football bang And a muscle fair to see! The Captain he Of a team to be! On the gridiron he shall shine, A monarch by right divine, And never to roast on it -- me!" Opoline Jones

Ambrose Bierce

No way, because there's love relationships, there's sex relationships and then there's the band.

Ann Wilson

I'm convinced my mother only had sex eight times.

Linda Fiorentino
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