Mark twain

Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American humorist, novelist, writer, and lecturer.

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"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

Mark Twain

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Mark Twain

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.

Mark Twain

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

Mark Twain

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Mark Twain

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led by the nose.

Mark Twain

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Mark Twain

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

Mark Twain

Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.

Mark Twain

After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one.

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All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.

Mark Twain

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

Mark Twain

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Mark Twain

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

Mark Twain

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Mark Twain

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Mark Twain

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

Mark Twain

Mark twain

"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led by the nose.

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.

After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.