Funny quotes (3)

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

Scott Adams

Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.

Leslie Fiedler

I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.

Roland Joffe

Funny is an attitude.

Flip Wilson

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

Casey Affleck

When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.

Esther Williams

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.

Lyn Nofziger

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point.

Rick Allen

I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.

Keenen Ivory Wayans

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.

Rowan Atkinson

Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.

Ivan Reitman

I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.

Lalu Prasad Yadav

I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.

Keenen Ivory Wayans

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.

Eric San

I watched a porno once, it was really funny.

Katie Holmes

It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.

Karl Lagerfeld

Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.

Quentin Crisp

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

Lynda Barry

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.

Katie Holmes

Failures are very public, and successes are short lived. It's the pleasure of drawing funny pictures that makes up for it.

Bill Watterson

Funny quotes

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.

I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.

Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.

I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.

Funny is an attitude.

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point.

I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.

Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.

I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.

I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.

I watched a porno once, it was really funny.

It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.

Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.

Failures are very public, and successes are short lived. It's the pleasure of drawing funny pictures that makes up for it.