Funny Love Quotes

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There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.

Bruce Lee

Life has taught us that love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little security have we when we trust our happiness in the hands of others!

William Hazlitt

I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you want to feel love, choose to love and be patient.

Real Live Preacher

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

Lynda Barry

We don't always get to choose what we love.

Scott Westerfeld

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

Bertrand Russell

Love is a friendship set to music.

Joseph Campbell

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.

Charles Caleb Colton

We can only learn to love by loving.

Iris Murdoch

Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.

National Lampoon

Men always want to be a womans first love - women like to be a mans last romance.

Oscar Wilde

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

David Cross

The script was just the best I'd read in a long time and I love the humor, which I wasn't expecting, and I like the fact that my six year old daughter can see the show without being, you know, protected from it.

Stephen Collins

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

Robertson Davies

Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.

Unknown

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment -- a way of looking at one's existence, one's misfortune, or one's discomfort. If you really love, if you really know how to laugh, the result is the same: you forget yourself.

Claude Roy

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that one is loved; loved for oneself, or better yet, loved despite oneself.

Victor Hugo

When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.

J. K. Rowling
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