Dorothy parker damn

I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.

Dorothy Parker

I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools." That's strange; your mother could.

Dorothy Parker

If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to.

Dorothy Parker

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

Dorothy Parker

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

Dorothy Parker

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.

Dorothy Parker

How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the nightlight. I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.

Dorothy Parker

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.

Dorothy Parker

It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends.

Dorothy Parker

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Dorothy Parker

The two most beautiful words in the English language are: 'Check Enclosed.'

Dorothy Parker

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

Dorothy Parker

Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.

Dorothy Parker

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

Dorothy Parker

The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.

Dorothy Parker

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Dorothy Parker

If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think "How lucky are the dead.

Dorothy Parker

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Dorothy Parker

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you.

Dorothy Parker

Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough.

Dorothy Parker

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!

Dorothy Parker

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

Dorothy Parker

Dorothy parker damn

I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.

I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools." That's strange; your mother could.

If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to.

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.

How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the nightlight. I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.

It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends.

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are: 'Check Enclosed.'

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think "How lucky are the dead.

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you.

Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough.

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.

I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.

Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.