Tom Lehrer
Thomas Andrew Lehrer (born 9 April 1928) American singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist, and mathematician.
Found 9 thoughts of Tom Lehrer
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
Tom Lehrer
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Tom Lehrer
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
Tom Lehrer
There used to be certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl. Now, you can say them, but you can't say 'girl.'
Tom Lehrer
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.
Tom Lehrer
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Tom Lehrer
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
Tom Lehrer
Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
Tom Lehrer
