Randy K. Milholland

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The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.

Randy K. Milholland

Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.

Randy K. Milholland

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

Randy K. Milholland

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

Randy K. Milholland

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

Randy K. Milholland

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

Randy K. Milholland

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

Randy K. Milholland

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

Randy K. Milholland

It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.

Randy K. Milholland

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

Randy K. Milholland