Larry David

Found 20 thoughts of Larry David

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

Larry David

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

Larry David

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

Larry David

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

Larry David

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Larry David

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

Larry David

I managed to put together an act that I could do, and enjoy, and kill with, on a Saturday night. But it still was difficult going on.

Larry David

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.

Larry David

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Larry David

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

Larry David

I'd also like to point out that my new house was nearly destroyed by the Malibu fires the day before we moved in.

Larry David

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

Larry David

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Larry David

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

Larry David

A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.

Larry David

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.

Larry David

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

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I'm a walking, talking enigma.

Larry David

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

Larry David

You write about what you know.

Larry David