Drew Carey
Drew Carey is an actor and comedian famous for his black-rimmed glasses. A former United States Marine reservist, he adopted his trademark crew cut during his time in the service.
Found 14 thoughts of Drew Carey
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
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Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
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I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.
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I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
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Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
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