Doug Larson

Found 16 thoughts of Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing pole.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.