David Cross

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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

David Cross

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

David Cross

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

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Some of those heckling parts are just great on their own plus they happened at that moment so we had to include it.

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Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

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In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.

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Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

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As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy.

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It's not an issue per say, but I would urge people to help create an atmosphere where they don't see this complete ideological divide.

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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

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There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.

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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

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Then I will tape the sets and even though I'm not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.

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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

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Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

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You can't just yell jokes at people.

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Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

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I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.

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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

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I've got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

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You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.

David Cross