David Cross
I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.
David CrossI think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
David CrossThe best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
David CrossSome of those heckling parts are just great on their own plus they happened at that moment so we had to include it.
David CrossOccasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.
David CrossWe should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
David CrossIn New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.
David CrossBesides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.
David CrossAs for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy.
David CrossIt's not an issue per say, but I would urge people to help create an atmosphere where they don't see this complete ideological divide.
David CrossI hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
David CrossThere are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
David CrossI love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
David CrossThen I will tape the sets and even though I'm not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.
David CrossI'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
David CrossNobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
David CrossYou can't just yell jokes at people.
David CrossSketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
David CrossI don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.
David CrossI also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
David CrossI've got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.
David CrossYou have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.
David Cross