Dave Barry

Dave Barry is a bestselling American author and Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist.
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And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West.

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

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Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!

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The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

Dave Barry

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.

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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

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Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

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