Chevy Chase
The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there.
Chevy ChaseI'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
Chevy ChaseWe never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.
Chevy ChaseLast good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.
Chevy ChaseThe worst thing about Saturday Night Live now is that, in the last 10 to 15 years, they've grown to some 40 writers. We had seven. And seven actors.
Chevy ChaseThe fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.
Chevy ChaseIf you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.
Chevy ChaseWith Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
Chevy ChaseSome Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.
Chevy ChaseHeads of studios change. The new executives at Warners feel the Vacation franchise is a little long in the tooth.
Chevy ChaseI think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.
Chevy ChaseAll my children inherited perfect pitch.
Chevy ChaseEvery Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.
Chevy ChaseI learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.
Chevy ChaseI don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.
Chevy ChaseTelevision doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
Chevy ChaseThe best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
Chevy Chase