Carol Burnett

Found 9 thoughts of Carol Burnett

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

I liked myself better when I wasn't me.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.