Bob Hope

Leslie Townes Hope KBE , best known as Bob Hope, was a famous entertainer, having appeared in vaudeville, on Broadway, on radio and television, movies and in army concerts.
Found 24 thoughts of Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.

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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.

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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

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I have to much money invested in sweaters.

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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

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No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

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I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Bob Hope