Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr., Ed.D is an American actor, comedian, television producer and activist.
Found 20 thoughts of Bill Cosby
Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
Bill Cosby
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Bill Cosby
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Bill Cosby
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby
I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or so.
Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Bill Cosby
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Bill Cosby
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
Bill Cosby
Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
Bill Cosby
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
Bill Cosby
