Bette Midler

Bette Midler is an American actress, comedienne and singer. She is a Grammy award winner and multiple oscar-nominee. She is well known for her raunchy character "The Divine Miss M," and is an active supporter of gay rights as well as an environmentalist.
Found 17 thoughts of Bette Midler

I never know how much of what I say is true.

Bette Midler

If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.

Bette Midler

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It is the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.

Bette Midler

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

Bette Midler

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Bette Midler

I say 'girl' because I love to annoy people. I love the word 'girl'. 'Gal' is pretty great, too. I don't just want to be called a woman. It sounds like someone with a mustache.

Bette Midler

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

Bette Midler

Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.

Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Bette Midler

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Bette Midler

I'm working my way toward divinity.

Bette Midler

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

Bette Midler

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

Bette Midler

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Bette Midler

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Bette Midler

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Bette Midler

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

Bette Midler