Artie Lange

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

If I get lucky enough one day to have Howard's money and life... Actually, you know what, if I ever get Howard money I am going to retire.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.